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PostSubject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms   Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:16 am

Sardar in Punjab Mail

Four Sardarji's were waiting on a Railway Platform for the "Punjab Mail". As they were waiting an announcement is made about the train running late by two hours. The train scheduled to start at 10 am will now start at 12 noon. Since there is lots of time to kill the four sardarjis decide to go out into the city to spend the time. When they get back to the station they see "Punjab Mail" just leaving the platform.So sardarjis start running desperately to board the train.. One of them manages to catch the 6th boggie Another got almost the last boggie and the other two got left behind. When the two Sardarji 's who managed to get into the train met

each other in one of the bogies they started laughing uncontrollably. They go on laughing ....laughing ....and laughing. Now the other passengers get bit curious and one of them asked the Sardarji's .... Arre, what's so funny ? Why are you both laughing so madly? One of the Sardarji's managed to reply Actually the two who were supposed to take this train got left

behind......we ...just came to see them off !!!!!!!!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms   Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:18 am

Best Police Squad

Three police squads, The Scotland Yard police, The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission. He who captures an adult Lion and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best . First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes

back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up. Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion. Lastly the sardar brigade goes in. 15 minutes, half an hour, one hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis. The judges give up and decide to search for them. They go into the forest. After some searching, they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree. The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting, "Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You are a lion).
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PostSubject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms   Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:19 am

The Soldier

Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the Pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets. The Pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes jumps Cptn. Hari Singh wearing a Maachar dani! (mosquito net) He Pulls out his AK-47 rifle and fires like mad. The Pakistanis run off quickly.

The next day Hari Singh gets a medal. His freinds ask him "Yaar thu maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?" Hari Singh replies "Maachar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi? In the following war Hari Singh retires and his son Gani Singh joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding the Gurudwara hideout, the sikhs again think they've lost the war but out of the bushes erupts Gani Singh wearning nothing he tries do shoo away the

Pakistanis like his father did but instead gets shot. In the hospital his friends tell him "aare yaar, therre bap me tho itni akal thi ki vo maachar daani pehin ke gaya tha, aur tu nunga chale gaya" Gani Singh replies "aare yaar main tho mosquito repellent laga ke gaya tha"!
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PostSubject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms   Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:20 am

Yes / No Questions

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. Oye, I finished the exam in half and hour. "But yaar", he says, " I am rechecking my answers."
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PostSubject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms   Fri 18 Apr 2008, 1:51 pm

hahahaha..., too good... lol!
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