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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:14 pm

How would a girl refuse HIMESH propose:-O-oo huzur bhad me gaya tera suroor, shakal se tu hai ek khajur, bidi ka factry ka mazdoor, ho ja mujhse dur sale
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:15 pm

Aishwarya coke pi rahi thi ki coke me Chumti gir gayi. Chumti ka baap Aishwarya ko bola,jo sun kar Aishwarya behosh ho gayi. "Teri coke me mera bacha
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:17 pm

'Flower'means
"Honey",
'Honey'means
"Sweet",
'Sweet'means
"Desire",
'Desire'means
"Love",
'Love'means
"Friend"
'Friend'means
"YOUUUUUUUUUUU
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:17 pm

Nice Thought-

If i love myself despite my infinite faults, how can i hate anyone at the glimpse of few faults?

Think about it.
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:18 pm

"G"o_to_bed
"O"ff_d_light
"O"ut_of_tension
"D"reams_come

"N"ice_sleep
"I"gnore_worries
"G"et_up_earlier
"H"ave_nice thought
"T"hank_the_G0D.
"Good Night".
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:18 pm

Feeling Tense? Think Me
Feeling Sad?
Call Me
Feeling Lonely?
See Me
Feeling Sleepy? Dream of Me
My Name is

SELF CONFIDENCE Never Loose Me. ALL THE BEST
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:19 pm

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:20 pm

I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:21 pm

Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega, sifr ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:21 pm

Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:21 pm

Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:22 pm

SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:22 pm

The Madrasi said: I want to see the movie 'Heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:23 pm

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy.
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:23 pm

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Mon 21 Apr 2008, 4:26 pm

Hahahahaha.., acha collection hai.....

Everybody agar kisi ko msgs hona hai toh yahan se copy ker lo.., these are too good....
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 18 May 2008, 2:56 pm

Hahahahaha.., acha collection hai.....
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Sun 18 May 2008, 3:44 pm

very good collection
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PostSubject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection   Tue 20 May 2008, 3:47 pm

very good collection
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