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PostSubject: SMS'shayari   Fri 07 Mar 2008, 12:54 pm

Shoher aur biwi main narazgi hojati hai, aur baat cheet band hoti hai... Shoher raat ko sotay waqt biwi kay takiye kay ooper aik parchi likh kar rakhta hai kay "Mujhay Subah 6 Jaga dena". Jub shoher sahab subah ko uthtay hain to dekhtay hain kay 9 baj rahay hotay hain aur wahin per aik parchi parri hoti hai, jis per likha hota hai "Uthiyee 6 baj chukay hain.
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PostSubject: Re: SMS'shayari   Fri 07 Mar 2008, 12:55 pm

daru ki dukaan

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Rok do mere janaaza,
Mujh me jaan aa gayi hai,
Rok do mera Janaaza mujh me jaan aa gayi hai,
abe piche mud ke dekho saalo daru ki dukaan aa gayi hai,
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PostSubject: Re: SMS'shayari   Fri 07 Mar 2008, 12:56 pm

Job application

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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
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PostSubject: Re: SMS'shayari   Fri 07 Mar 2008, 12:57 pm

Tusi bade

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Tusi bade hi smart ho,
Rasgulle ki plate ho,
Pepsi ka crete ho,
Ande ka aamlet ho,
SMS karne me bade let ho,
Jalebi ki tarah strat ho,
Tussi Kheer ki tarah,
Mere fevret ho...Samjhe..
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PostSubject: Re: SMS'shayari   Fri 07 Mar 2008, 1:11 pm

Zara gaaur se

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Zara gaaur se padiyega.........
Aasmaan pe jitne taare hai,
Aakhon me jitne ishare hai,
Samander ke jitne kinare hai,
Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hai..
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PostSubject: Re: SMS'shayari   Sat 08 Mar 2008, 12:51 am

Very nice Renu..., Good sharing
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PostSubject: Re: SMS'shayari   Sun 09 Mar 2008, 1:47 pm

Hahaha....Nice Sharing Really All Are Excellent...Thanks For Sharing...n Keep Sharing..
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PostSubject: Re: SMS'shayari   Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:06 pm

ques :Tum main aur pepsi main kia similarity hai?
Ans : Both r Cool,sweet, sub pasand kartay hain or Most imp.
similarity is Dimag wali jagah "DHAKKAN" hai[b] Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SMS'shayari   Tue 17 Jun 2008, 10:40 pm

Hahahahah......
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PostSubject: Re: SMS'shayari   Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:44 pm

Sardar in coffee house with wife
Sardar:Jaldi pi coffee thandi hojaygi
Wife: fir ki hoga?
Sardar: Bewakoof menu card dekh
Hot coffee Rs 10
Cold coffee Rs30. Laughing
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